Yeah, some of these. Are like, "Whoa.. How come they don't do that instead of..." And, "Why do they do that?"
I thought this would be interesting, and if you don't care.. I'm sorry but I must be wasting a lot of your time! xD
**Zeffinex is currently mad at the world, I am currently starving myself / having an eating disorder.
Help spread the stupidity, because I&my school have LOADS of Que's!
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments whenthey are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Pretty stupid, right? Well in my opinion only a few are.. Anyway I have another one, this one was personaly thought of by one of my perv-friends from school..
Why do people call some intersections a THREE-WAY?

2 comments:
xD three way.
My teacher told me to do a threesome.... With guys....
Mistakes are soooo phunny.
-Teh Pihnk whun.
(John)
Oh, and the Congess one is sooooo funny...
And true...
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